captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

(Source: faithlehaane, via perks-of-being-chinese)

“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

(Source: thepretendr, via crystallized-teardrops)

the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around

(Source: meloetta, via crystallized-teardrops)